Tuesday, November 10, 2009

What if . . . .?

What IF:
  • A Republican-led Senate paid for votes to other prostitute, Republicans with tax-payers' money (i.e. Mary Landrieu and Ben Nelson)?
  • A "lone wolf" terrorist had shot and killed 13 people and injured 30 on a military base during the Bush Administration? What would the headlines been in the lamestream media?
  • A Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed a bill taking over one-sixth of the nation's economy on a Saturday night?
  • President Bush won the Nobel Peace Prize?
  • The Bush Administration did not allow a cost of living increase for Social Security recipients for the first time since 1975 while, at the same time, pushing through a potential 11% increase in Medicare premiums then proposed a $250 per senior one-time pay-off?
  • What if President Bush promised that unemployment would not exceed 8% if Congress passed his stimulus bill and the rate promptly went to 10%?
  • The Bush Administration proposed cutting Medicare spending? Do you remember what happened to Bush when he proposed privatizing a small part of Social Security?
  • George W. Bush played golf more times in 8 months than Bill Clinton did in 8 years? Do you remember what the lamestream media said every time Bush went home to Crawford?
  • George W. Bush has claimed to have "saved or created" 30,000 jobs at an average cost of $71,000 per job? What the hell is a "saved" job anyway????
  • George W. Bush had passed out white lab coats to a crowd of doctors gathered to hear him speak about health care reform so the photo op looked good on TV?
  • George W. Bush told George Stephanopolus that looking up the dictionary definition of 'taxes' is a "stretch"?
  • George W. Bush tried to take over one-sixth of the U.S. economy?
  • George W. Bush took over student loans?
  • George W. Bush flew to Copenhagen to lobby for the Olympics while his wife decided to go over a couple days earlier? Not a peep out of the environmental wackos!
  • George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year?
  • George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years?
  • George W. Bush had, in his first year in office, increase the national debt beyond the cumulative totals of all 43 preceding presidents?
  • George W. Bush had nominated multiple people to high government posts who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes?
  • George W. Bush went on the David Letterman Show and 5-6 other news shows in the same week?
  • George W. Bush said he was going to campaign in all 57 states?
  • George W. Bush said all bills will be available online before a vote and then proceeded to hide all major bills from the public?
  • George W. Bush had said there will be no pork barrel projects in a bill and then proceeded to pack the very bill with over 8,000 of them?
  • George W. Bush had surrounded himself with radicals and crazy preachers his entire adult life?
  • George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia?
  • George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift?
  • George W. Bush went on a world tour apologizing for the country he is supposed to represent?
  • George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches? Can you say embarrassing, narcissistic and tacky?
  • George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language"?
  • George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on “Earth Day”, would you have concluded he is a hypocrite?
  • George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic? Would you have wondered whether they actually “get” what happened on 9-11?
  • George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter to be installed to be able to get through a press conference? Would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
  • George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so?
  • George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM?
  • George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in New York City?

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE BLINDING HYPOCRISY THEN YOU DESERVE THE COUNTRY THAT WE ARE QUICKLY BECOMING - IMPOTENT, SOCIALISTIC AND MEDIOCRE. I, FOR ONE, PREFER POWERFUL, CAPITALISTIC AND EXCEPTIONAL JUST LIKE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS ENVISIONED THE COUNTRY.